The adventures of Dennis Kim...

I wake up...

My cell phone alarm is going off... I don't wake up because of the phone... but because my roomates are yelling at me to turn it off..

I lay on the ground half conscious thinking if I really want to go to class...

My reasoning is bad when I first wake up so I come up with way more reasons to sleep in then to go to class

I wake up again... oh crap I fell asleep thinking if I should go to class... 

I don't check to see what time it is but I have that feeling in my chestal area that i'm late

I check the time now...i'm not late yet... but I can only make it to class on time if I leave right now

I am still laying on the ground with the phone in my hand misreable because I can't take a shower, brush my teeth, or change, or do anything cuz i'll be late to class then..

I get up and decide to go to class... but i'll go late... only because I really have to pee and I can't go back to sleep when i really have to pee

I zombie walk into the shower

I turn the shower on hot all the way... i'm too lazy to make warm water with the cold water

I soap and shampoo super fast because the water is burning me alive

I get out the shower and brush my teeth while steam is literally coming out of my body... I squeeze the toothpaste tube right in the middle..so what wanna fight about it?

I swing open my closet and stare at my clothes deciding what to wear

I grab a random tie and dress shirt combo... I lied.. I actually spend more time then I should thinking about what tie I want to go with what shirt

I stare in front of my mirror and single knot my tie... I hate double knot... it makes me feel stupid

I grab my upside-down gel thingy... it's upside down because it's running out and if it's upside down then it all gathers up at the lid

I think to myself that I need to get a new one before it runs out but I never do and for some reason it never runs out(p.s. I don't use La Bella... La Bella is trash)

I do my hair by spreading out the gel in my hands and using Johnny bravo-like motions

I grab my wallet, phone, keys, and pen and stuff them in my pockets accordingly

I stand in front of the mirror 1 last time... take a deep breath... sigh... and head to the door

I put on my dress shoes and open the door

I pat all my pockets making sure that I have everything...I have everything...so I walk out

I start walking out of my apartment complex observing the weather...

I stop... and make a angry face

I head back to my apartment

I go back in and my roomies look at me with confusion

I do a leaping jog to my desk and grab my school stuff(without taking off my shoes which is why I leap to minimize shoe to carpet contact) and I quickly walk back out... my roomies laugh

I am walking out of my apartment complex again

I walk to the gate and there's a mother cat and 3 kittens...they look kind of cute but I hate them because they give the whole complex fleas

I stop right in front of them and say something totally uncalled for(usually something like "I hope you die" "I hate your face" or "bastards")

The mother cat just looks at me like "why are you talking to me?"

I continue to walk to my car... turn back and wave my fist at the cat which is still staring at me

I am still walking to my car... it is very far... I usually have to park a block away because the parking sisuation in my neighborhood is pretty gaytastic

I finally get to my car and I open the door

I hesitate before I go in because it's so damn messy in my car... filled with random Victoria's Secret products, coffee go's, menu's, weapons, and paper

I tell myself that I really need to clean up my car... but I never do

I start my car and music blasts out at a very uncomfortable volume because I forgot to put the volume down from the night before

I turn the music down... and head off to school

As I leave the neighborhood...I put the volume back up very high(don't ask)

I put the windows down because I like wind

I start singing along to my music and move a little to the beat...but I stop very soon

I get stuck at the red light before the freeway and I start to sink into my seat because cars start pulling up next to me and I have Korean music playing very loud with my windows down

I keep my eyes forward but I can sense the people next to me staring

I eagerly wait for the green light so I can escape this awkward moment but it takes forever

The light finally turns green and I smash the accelerator down to get out of there but I go no where becuase my car is a 2000 Civic and has about as much horse power as a wheel chair

The cars next to me actually beat me and pass me... I see them and they see me as they pass... I have fufilled their stereotype satisfaction

I finally get to the freeway

I put the music back up and start singing and dancing again like i'm making a music video

On the freeway I weave through traffic and think about how i'm going to strategically sneak into my class

I stop weaving because I start to get the paranoid feeling in my chestal area again that a cop is nearby

I get to school and look for parking

There is no parking so I start stalking people or I offer to give them a ride to their car so I can take their spot

I get a decent spot and start walking to my class

I head towards humanities building because thats where my classes are... humanities is where the gay koreans and filipino's hang out

I know i'm close to the building because the smell of cigarette smoke is getting thicker and the people around me are getting yellower

I try to get into the door but it's full of gay koreans smoking 2 packs a minute...as I pass they look at me like they think I want to be their friends... but I don't

10 steps and 3 cancers later...I am finally inside the humanities building... it is not much better then the outside

I head to my class and observe the closeby filipinos... they are dancing like they are playing DDR... but there is no music..and there is no DDR

As I head to class a white girl walks by me

I stare for a bit... not because she's pretty... but because she's wearing a Victoria Secret outfit(usually pink sweats combo)

I calculate how much her outfit is and when she got it... I feel accomplished by knowing this but I soon realize that no one else in the world cares

I get to the class and I hear the teacher lecturing through the closed door

I try to open the door fast to avoid the door squeaking... it fails horribly... the door squeaks really loud and the fast swinging door catches everyone's attention

I sit down next to the people i'm acquainted to the most and get situated(situated = sleeping position)

I twirl my pen and stare at the clock for half the class period... the other half consists of me observing my peers and making irrelevant judgements about them in my head(example "he's gay" "I can beat him up" "can she get any more emo?" "fatty fat fat" "he's gay")

I don't take a single note of what my professor says because i'm lazy and I am a horrible note taker

The class comes to an end and I head back to my car

As I walk to my car I notice some guys looking into my car... they are attracted by the random Victoria Secret products in my car

I unlock my car and the guys realize that the car belongs to me(a non hot chick) and they walk away very awkwardly laughing to themselves silently and gayly(example "haha oh man! totally thought it was gunna be a hot chick's car") 

I get into my car and start it... this time I don't blast the music because there are lots of people around

I leave school and head to work

I get on the freeway and merge into my trafficy doom

I get into the 3rd lane because for some reason I think it's the fastest

I look at drivers I pass and the ones that pass me... again making irrelvant judgements(example "nazi" "fatty fat fat" "he's gay" "was she pretty? couldn't tell")

Sometimes I read license plates and try to make words or phrases out of them

I swerve back into my lain...I was merging to the right without knowing because I was reading the license plate

I stop reading license plates...but I still do.. a little bit..

I merge onto a trafficier doom aka 57 north...

I make sure my seatbelt is on...57 is full of Hwy Patrol and I have gotten seatbelt ticket on 57 before

I start reading the up coming exits when I get on the 57 because I feel like it makes the drive go by faster...

The first one I usually notice is Chapman, then Nutwood, then Yorba Linda...once I see Yorba Linda I stop caring about the traffic because I get off the next exit after it(Imperial)

I make a left at the light and a right on State College

I laugh as I make a right on State College because everytime there is this guy on the corner waving around the giant arrows for jewelery shops... he looks misreable... and that makes me laugh

I get into the Brea Mall parking lot and try to get a good spot because I always close and it sucks to walk far late at night

I go up and down the lanes until I get a good spot... up to 10 minutes

I get angry at the stupid asians that don't kno where they parked and give false hope

I finally park in a decent spot

I turn off my car and just kind of sit for a few moments... thinking about absolutely nothing

I finally snap out of it and look at all my colognes in my car...I keep them all in my car because I thought they would work as a natural air freshner...I was wrong

I narrowed my decisions down to 2... usually the same 2... Kenneth Cole: Reaction & La Coste: Essential

I pick La Coste because I feel like a fresher cleaner scent today

I spray it on my shirt and on the top of my hands... I learned at Victoria's Secret that it's effective to spray fragrance on top of the hand... yah I know i'm gay

I get out of the car and head to the mall

I pass all the stores and notice the same faces of all the brea mall workers... the annoying phone guys don't even bug me anymore

I head upstairs to the food court...i'm 2 hours early for work

I stare into my store as I go up the escalator... people around me think i'm perverted... they don't know that i'm just trying to see who's working

I pass cinnabon and laugh to myself because there is this really fat guy that always works there and he looks a lot like the fat guy who dies in jurassic park 1 from the spitting dinosaur

I walk in a big circle trying to decide what I want to eat... the big circle is so I can eat all the samples

I can't pick because i've eaten everything in the mall everyday for 3 years strait

I finally pick Key West because I have a lot of extra time and I want something healthy

I order the Salmon and I get it with the Jamaican lime seasoning with the sides of fruit and rice...I make sure I always get extra lemon

I take my food and go back downstairs to the store

I cringe as I get closer and hear the Victoria's Secret soundtrack... Spice girls, Kanye West, and Christmas songs... pretty crappy combo

I go in and head to the stock room to eat my food

I smile because the first thing I hear is one of my co-workers yelling "Hey Diesel!" or "Deliiicious!"

I go through the break room where I usually get 1 or 2 compliments on my cologne

I think to myself  "good job Dennis.. good choice of cologne" but in reality I say something cool like "Oh really? You sure it's me? I guess I did put some on today"... I may be gay... but i'm honest

I spend about an hour or so in the break room just eating and talking to people that rotate into the break room

I get impatient so I go into the 2nd wardrobe center and go into the biggest fitting room... don't worry there is no one in the 2nd wardrobe center

I put all the couches together and make a makeshift bed

I lay down and try to sleep but it's ridiculously loud from the music and loud girls

I finally doze off for what seems like just a few seconds and my alarm goes off and it's time to work

I grab my cashier key, walkie, and lanyard and get ready for a long day of work

I stall for a few minutes by hiding in the stock room and such until they call for me on the walkie

I try to ready myself for all the differnt kinds of customers that I can categorize... the basics purchaser(+0 stress level), the poor guy(comes in the store trying to get sumthing nice for his girl but usually picks out the wrong size or something very unappealing +0 stress level) the cheap free stuff redeemer(only comes for the free stuff +2 stress level), the legit returner(has receipts and tags +2 stress level), the ghetto returner(no reciept or tags and just wants store credit +5 stress level), the shameless returner(returns used nasty items and wants exchange for brand new items or full credit back +8 stress level), the asians(no speak ingerish and always ask for free things and excessive packaging+3-8 stress level), the indians(always questions your math and competence in the transaction..will usually read the reciept for 10 minutes after their transaction is over and not move so you can help the next customer +4-8 stress level), The stupid white ladies(make their own promotions and grab all the wrong things that they have coupons for.. and never read specifications on their coupons +4-10 stress level)  the queen of england(complains about everything and gives hard time to everyone +10 stress level), etc

I quickly scramble for a piece of paper and pen

I write something very quickly on a ripped piece of paper... it is a name of a song that I randomly remembered that I wanted to download

I know that anytime I need to remind myself of something important, I should write it on paper and put it in my pocket... At the end of every day I empty out all my pockets and read any paper that I find in them

I shove the paper in my pocket and notice that people are looking at me like i'm crazy

I clean as much as I can as I work because I usually close... the nicer the store looks..the faster the close

I talk to the managers about the store like I care about the well being of the business in all aspects... but I really don't care

I finish all my ish(sensors, pins, hangers, trash, go backs, paper work, table tops, drawers, trees, walls, fixtures, bunkers, replenish, count money, etc)

I leave the store tired and zombie status once again

I walk out to the parking lot with my co-workers

I get to my car and sit there till I see all of my co workers leave... there are creeps that hang out outside late at night sometimes

I hope every night that I get a chance to get into a fight with a late night weirdo... never happens

I drive back to my apartment at very high speeds... at this point I dont care about police or the gas im waisting

I try to think of what I want to eat on the drive back but my choices are always the same... Jack In The Box and Mcdonalds

If I go to Jack In The Box I will order the Sourdough Jack Combo, no mayo, with curly fries instead regular fries, sprite for a drink, and bacon chedder potato wedges

If I go to Mcdonalds then I order the Big n Tasty Combo, no onions, no mayo, extra pickle, with a sprite for my drink, 6 piece nuggets, and a fruit n yogurt parfait

Today I will get Mcdonalds because it's been awhile

I call my roomies to see if they want anything and luckily they don't...If they did I'd have to carry a lot of a food a long way

I get around my apartment and I see a decent parking spot but it's kinda of a tight fit so I try to parallel park into it

I give up after 4 tries...

I am downtrot

I park a block away again and dread the walk back with my Mcdonalds

I get out of my car and start walking back to my apartment

I start to jog because I want to hurry up and get to the apartment

I stop jogging after about 4 seconds because i'm already tired and I look like an idiot

I see the stupid bastard cats again as I approach my apartment but I don't say anything this time because i'm so tired

I swing open my apartment door and drop everything in my hands

I throw my phone, wallet, and keys into my little cubby

I reach into my pocket and feel a crumpled paper...I know that it is a reminder to myself but I forgot what it is

I read it and it is the name of the song I wrote earlier in sloppy writing

I put the paper on my keyboard so I can DL it asap before I forget... I have goldfish memory

I notice that all my roomies are doing something different.. one on the computer... one playing video games.. one watching tv... and another eating

I release a big sigh,I strip down, and change into sleeping clothes asap

I think about taking a shower but I don't... i'm too lazy and my food is getting cold..and my skin is dry

I eat my Mcdonalds but like always I am dissapointed... the fries are all hard and cold and the nuggets are staley(I don't know why I didn't just write "stale")

I feel nasty after I eat my Mcdonalds so I start my daily workout

I stretch while watching TV for a good 15 minutes...

I get my jump rope, put on my excercise shoes, and go outside

I start jump roping while sining double dutch chants... my favorite is "Cinder-ella dressed in yell-a! Went up-stairs to kiss a fell-a! Made a mistake and kissed a snake! How many doctors did it take? 1! 2! 3!...431!

I jump rope until I feel like i'm going to die and then I go back inside

I grab a chair and lay it in front of the TV

I put my feet on the chair and start doing declined push-ups

I take a short break and then I get my Curl bar and start curling

I start bench pressing right after I can't curl anymore

I wash my face after I workout and sit in front of my computer where I know I will spend the rest of my night

I sign on Aim and check my email

I notice that there are a gang of people online but I know I will only talk to about 4-6

I think to myself that I should delete the people I don't talk to... but I never do

Some people I will say "hey" to and thats it for the rest of the night

Others I will chat with until I or they fall asleep... usually it's them who sleep first

I start playing starcraft but I don't turn on my away message because I still chat while I play

I play about 6 games and in those 6 games I treat complete strangers with the utter most disrespect and make people hate me with such a passion that actually threaten to kill me... I do this because I am Starcraft Champion and I can

I do this because getting into people's head is a legitimate strategy in any game and I love seeing how angry people can get over a computer game

I check my IM boxes after each game and I noticed that some of the people that I was chatting with signed off

I feel bad that I didn't realy talk to them even though I most likely initiated the conversation

When people ask me what i'm doing, I never really tell them I am playing starcraft... it's pretty uncool

I notice it's getting super late so I set up my sleeping bag in the living room and watch a movie

I always try to fall asleep to movies but it never works because I end up watching the whole thing

I have a hard time sleeping because I am an insomniac and I have a hard time sleeping when it's noisy... my roomies are very noisy(snoring, teeth grinding, video games)

I just lay there trying to get comfortable but I get very restless

I move into the fetal position, to laying on my back, to laying on my stomach, back to fetal position

I sometimes even put one of my hands under my pillow and lay my head on it... it feels good for some reason

I start to lose blood in that hand so I take it back out and realize that i'm never going to sleep

I always end up just looking at the walls and ceiling thinking or praying

I analyze my life in short term and long term... past and present...

I make promises and I break promises...

I regret and I reminisce...

I thank and I apologize...

I ask questions and I come to conclusions...

I think deep thoughts... but for some reason only right before I sleep...

I feel most real, clear minded, focused, mature, and understanding while I just lay.....

I fall asleep without knowing

I wake up

I groan and stretch

My cell phone alarm is going off

I push the snooze button

I only remember a little bit of what I thought about night before

I remember that it was important but for some reason I don't really care for it much at the time... maybe because I just woke up

I forget the rest as my day progresses and I realize that I forgot all the important stuff when I lay to sleep again...

As you can see easily see... 24 hours as Dennis is almost too exciting... I make Jack Bauer look like Al Bundy

I think this is by far my longest entry ever... I probably could have done something more productive like... clipping my toe nails but I felt like posting another xanga entry... anyways I pretty much screwed myself for my next class tomorrow cuz it's already 5am now so see you all later! Leave a comment so I kno you're still there =]

It is.....Time!

It is time for another Dennis xanga entry! 

... so I was thinking about what exactly I wanted to do this entry on and I eventually decided that I wanted to do some kind of seminar... THAT WAY... instead of posting random pictures and writing about stuff that people honestly don't really care about... I could share my knowledge of something that I am more then qualified to share about! ... The first few potential subjects that popped up into my head as I thought about what I was very skilled and experienced at was... "Starcraft", "How to deal with misery of epic proportions due to living in the crappiest city ever known", "Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu", and/or White supremacy... I could have easily done a 50 page seminar on all of those topics but then I realized... Nobody I know is involved in any of these topics... Therefore writing a seminar on them would be a waist of my busy schedule that consists of spinning in my chair, watching things cook in the microwave, finding things in the cracks of my furniture, and scratching around my scabs... There was no way I was going to waist that precious time so I went back to the drawing board and pondered again.. "What could I possibly do a seminar on that I am skilled with...and a good amount of people can benefit from?"... and then as if Jesus himself engraved the answer on a brick and threw it at my face... I knew what I wanted to do a seminar on....

VICTORIA'S SECRET BRAS!!

It's perfect!... All girls could benefit from really knowing what they're buying and it's also a good thing for guys to know about as well... because guys... trust me on this... If anytime in the future you have to walk into a Victoria's Secret to buy a bra or something and you don't kno anything at all... I kid you not... before you know it... you'll be walking out of the store with a giant pink bag full of hundreds of dollars worth of stuff because you didn't know what you needed and some girl that you asked for help from trixed you into buying WAY more then what you needed... and also I get to show up all the girls that don't believe that I am more then qualified to be doing what i'm doing... anyways enough of that... time to get to the seminar! enjoi!

Victoria's Secret Bras Seminar I - by Dennis Kim

Terms To Know(Important to know because the following terms explains the important qualities of the bra and saves me typing them all out each time)

Secret Embrace: Any bra that has "Secret Embrace" in the name means that it is Seam free, stitch free, label free.  Bras made with secret embrace technology are also created from one piece of fabric. Seamless + Stitchless + label free + 1 piece = invisible under clothing.

IPEX: Any bra that has "IPEX" in the name means that the bra has very thin lining, it's very light weight, and at the same time provides "coverage" to prevent any unwanted "show-through."  IPEX technology also uses microfiber material for their bras which feel like lotion on the body.

Infinity Edge: Any bra that has Infinity Edge in the name means that the line between the bra and your body is eliminated making it look more invisible.  Infinity edge material is also laminated which keeps it from wrinkling.

Apex: The forward peak of the bra cup.

Center Gore: The material between the bra cups.

Cradle: The material under the cup, below the line of the underwire.

Wing: The side of the bra band.

Underwire: The supporting structure under the cup.

The following bras will be grouped by what they do for you (ex. More Coverage, Less Coverage, Pushup, etc)

More Coverage

Body By Victoria Secret Embrace Full Coverage
(available in 34B-D, 36B-DD, 38C-DD, 40C-DD)
- Secret Embrace technology in a smooth satin full coverage.
- Very comfortable.
- Invisible under clothing.

Body By Victoria IPEX Full Coverage
(available in 34-38 B-DD, 40C-DD)
- Unlined.
- Invisible under clothing.
- Double lined wings mean no elastic touches the skin.

Body By Victoria Shaping Full Coverage
(available in 34-38B-DD, 40C-DD)
- Stretch pad lining provides comfort.
- Molded cups offer opacity.
- Seamless laminated cups don't wrinkle and prove great shaping.
- Rounded cup shape creates natural look.
- Frame stretch pad lining and wider, countoured straps provide maximum support.

Body By Victoria Shaping Unlined Full Coverage
(available in 34-38B-DD)
- Seamless Unlined Cups provide natural look.
- Cotton lined cups creathe for comfort.
- Thin and lightweight.

Less Coverage

Body By Victoria Secret Embrace Demi
(available in 34-A-D, 36B-D, 38C-D)
- Straps convert to racerback for maximum versatility.
- Open, square neckline and wide-set straps are perfect for tops with open necklines.

Body By Victoria IPEX Demi
(available in 32A-C, 34-36A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Double lined wings mean no elastic touches skin.

Body By Victoria IPEX Racerback
(available in 34A-D, 36-38B-D)
- Racerback prevents straps from slipping and is perfect for tanks.
- Double lined wings mean no elastic touches the skin.

Body By Victoria IPEX Wireless
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-DD, 38B-DD, 40C-DD)
- Most supportive wireless bra.
- Double lined wings mean no elastic touches the skin.

Body By Victoria Shaping Demi
(available in 32A-B, 34-26A-D, 38B-D)
- Stretch pad lining provides comfort.
- Molded cups offer opacity.
- Seamless laminated cups don't wrinkle and prove great shaping.
- Rounded cup shapes provides natural look
- Thin straps makes it perfect for sleeveless tops

Angels Secret Embrace Demi(Matte)
(available in 34-36A-DD, 38B-DD)
- Rounded natural shaping and lift.
- Straps convert to racer back for maximum versatility.

Angels Secret Embrace Demi(Satin)
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-D, 38C-D)
- Smooth, satin frabric with lace detail or embroidery.
- Rounded natural shaping and lift.

Angels Secret Embrace Invisible Lace Demi
(available in 34-36A-DD, 38B-DD)
- Smooth lace is invisible under clothing and smooth against skin.
- Rounded natural shaping and lift.

Angels Infinity Edge Demi
(available in 34-36A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Lined cups eliminate unwanted "show-through."
- Touch of lace provides feminine detail.

Pink T-Shirt Bra
(available in 32A-C, 34A-D, 36B-D)
- Thinner wings and narrow closure.
- Lightly lined, seamless, and lightweight making it great for everday wear.
- Straps clasp together in back to conver to raceraback for versatility.

Intimissimi Sensations
(available in 1-4)
- Stretch fabric provides comfort and supports movement of the body.
- Thin, smooth fabric, and seamless edge makes it invisible under clothing.
- Thin straps allow for wear under tanks and sleeveless tops.

Push-Up

Very Sexy Secret Embrace Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34A-D, 36B-D, 38C-D)
- Deep, wavy edge creates more cleavage exposure.
- Printed contrasting color linings means sexy inside and out.
- Converts to racerback and halter for versatility.
- Fully adjustable straps for perfect fit.

Very Sexy Infinity Edge Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Fully adjustable Straps for perfect fit.
- Pads intensify inward cleavage.
- Plunging neckline is perfect for deep V-neck tops.

Very Sexy Infinity Edge Extreme Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34A-D, 36B-D, 38C-D)
- Deep plunge style with wide, open neckline.
- Extreme push-up and support with minimal coverage.
- Fully adjustable straps provide perfect fit.
- Pads intensify inward cleavage.

Very Sexy Stretch Lce Push-up Without Padding
(available in 34-36B-D, 38C-D)
- Lace/embroidered/embellished.
- Angled underwire placement creates lift without padding.
- Lining and/or light foam sling provide cleavage and support.

Very Sexy Stretch Lace Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34A-D, 36B-D, 38C-D)
- Lighty padded with a bump pad for extra lift.
- Stretch lace on cups and wings for comfort.
- Open neckline offers rouded cleavage effect.

Angels Secret Embrace Invisible Lace Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-D, 38C-D)
- Lace push-up that is invisible udner clothing and smooth against skin.

Angels Secret Embrace Satin Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Smooth satin fabrice with lace detail or embroidery.

Angels Secret Embrace Matte Push-up
(available in 34-36A-DD, 36A-DD, 38B-DD)
- Plunge shape perfect for V-neck tops.

Sexy Little Things Adjustable Cleavage Bra
(available in 32B-C, 34B-D, 36B-D)
- Push-up plunge bra perfect for V-neck tops.
- Center diamante heart allows for maximum or minimal cleavage enhancement.
- Removable, adjustable straps allow the bra to be worn Racerback, Traditional, Halter, or One Shoulder.

Pink Push-up Bra
(available in 32A-B, 34A-C, 36B-C)
- Thinner wings and narrow closure.
- Fully Padded delivering inward cleavage.

Intimissimi Sensations
(available in 1-5)
- Undewire positionining and ability to add inserts intensifies upward cleavage.
- Plunging neckline and narrow gore perfect for deep V-neck tops.
- Unique back closure allows wider range of band and cup size.
- Thin, smooth fabric and seamless cup makes these bras invisible under clothing.
- Thin straps allow for wear under tanks and sleeveless tops.

Convertible

Body By Victoria Strapless Convertible
(34-36A-DD, 38B-DD)
- Double-lined wings mean no elastic touches the skin.
- Straps are removable and adjustable to allow the bra to be worn Strapless, Halter, Racerback, One Shoulder, and Traditional.

Very Sexy Infinity Edge Push-Up
(available in 32-A-B, 34-A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Removable pads let you choose from 2 levels of cleavage-enhancement.
- 2 strap options(clear and fabrics) allow customization.
- Straps adjust to allow the bra to be worn Halter, Racerback, Low back, and traditional.

Very Sexy Infinity Edge Strapless Push-up
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-DD, 38C-DD)
- Pads intensify cleavage.
- Plunging neckline is perfect for deep V-neck tops.
- Straps are adjustable to be worn Strapless, Halter, Racerback, One Shoulder, and Traditional.

Angels Secret Embrace Strapless
(available in 32A-B, 34-36A-D)
- Straps are adjustable to be worn Strapless, Halter, Racerback, One Shoulder, and Traditional.

Angels Strapless
(available in 32A-B, 34A-D, 36B-D, 38C-D)
- Light lined with elastic band in the wing to prevent slippage.
- Perfect for custoemrs wanting a strapless without push-up
- Straps are adjustable to be worn Strapless, Halter, Racerback, One Shoulder, and Traditional.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What if the Bra Center is uncomfortable?

Dennis says: If the center of the bra pinches, rubs, or doesn't lie flat against your body, your cup is too small... get a bigger cup size.

What if the back band rides up?

Dennis says: Then your band is too lose... adjust the clasp to a tighter hook and if you're already at the tightest... then go 1 band size smaller.

What if my bra overflows?

Dennis says: If your cup is overflowing... then it's too small... go a size up in the cup or change to a full coverage bra.

What if the cups pucker or gap?

Dennis says: If you're cups arnt lying smooth... tighten the band...and if that doesn't help..then your cup is too big... you can also try a demi which has taped cups.

What if the straps keep slipping?

Dennis says: If your straps are slipping then your band is too lose or too large... Tighten or try a smaller size... there is also racerbacks which will not slip... also consider that there are many difernt body types.. every bra style isn't always right for every woman's body.

What if the underwire is uncomfortable?

Dennis says: The wire on the side of the bra should sit on the ribcage without digging in.... try getting a bigger cup and/or band size.

I got sized but the bra still doesn't seem to be fitting as well as i'd like..whats wrong?

Dennis says: You might need to try the sister size or your size... the sister size of a bra is pretty much the same thing but you are going to get a smaller band size with a larger cup size or a larger band size with a smaller cup size... For example... if you get measured and they say you're a 34D the sister sizes of the 34 D would be a 32DD or a 36C... sometimes the sister size is better.

What if I have back fat bulging?

Dennis says: You're fat... eat less... hahaha just kidding... Most women wear their bras too high up on their back... the bra band should be midway between the shoulder and your elbows and it should be level from front to back...If you're wearing your bra in the right palce and stil have the same problem then try a larger band size and loosen your shoulder straps.

How are you suppose to wash the bras?

Dennis says: Listen carefully because i'm sick of people retuning their nasty used bras because they washed it wrong and jacked up the bra... ONLY HANDWASH your bras... DO NOT put them in the washer... using woolite is best to wash them with but you don't have to...a lot of the girls I work with just take their bras with them in the shower and wash them...I know this because they TOLD me.. and when you dry them.. lay them out flat... never fold your bras.. never! 

When I wear your bras... I get these weird rashes on my skin... why is this happening?

Dennis says: It's pretty rare but some people are actually allergic to the materials that the bras are made of(most common in microfiber bras)... also sometimes there are certain lotions that don't react well with the bra materials which cause the rashing... if you put on lotion first and you get the rashes.. then try not using that lotion... and if you still get rashes... get a differnt bra.

Well... from the looks of it.. my longest xanga entry that i've ever made in my life is now officialy a entry on Victoria's Secret Bras... i'm not too sure if i'm really proud of that..but it's an accomplishment none the less... The bras i've listed in this entry are only the ones that are current at Victoria secret stores right now... there are hundreds of other bras that I didn't mention that are discontinued and there are hundreds of bras that will come out in the future... I don't know if I want to update the seminar everytime a new bra comes out but we shall see...but definitely..I like this seminar style entries so maybe next time i'll do one thats a lil more masculine =P
... Until then... IM me i'm bored!~ 

Hello faithful xanga readers... it has been about half a year since I last updated my xanga.. and sadly my life has changed about as much as a denny's menu... and has been as exciting as the hard booger-like stuff that forms at the top of ur toothpaste bottle... these days i've just been working a lot... the start of this new year actually marks the year and a half point for me that i've been working at Victoria Secret... and lucky for me I have not recieved a single  STD(that I know of) from dealing with Lingerie so long... anywayz other then work I have just been collecting DVD's(180 to be exact), putting on some much needed weight, getting really into Mixed Martial Arts but more focus on Jiu-Jitsu, and rotting away in front of my computer playing starcraft and chatting on Aim like i have been for the past 7/10th of my life...  Honestly I don't quite know exactly what i'm doing but i have a few pictures that I think will accurately depict some of my potential future outcomes...

1. Starcraft Teacher

2. Fat Drunk Guy

3. Vietnamese Pop Star

4. Professional Pride Fighter

4. Fat PC Bang Employee

5. Communist Leader

So lets recap... Questionably Gay Professional Pride Fighter, Starcraft Teacher Missionary, Communist Leader, Fat Drunk Guy, Vietnamese Pop Star, and PC Bang Employee... I ask in advance that even though my future career choices are of supreme attraction... that all you ladies out there reading my xanga would not flock me all at once... I am not a peice of meat... I have just been blessed with a bright future ahead of me

Hey everyone.. I just got back from work and i'a stinkin booored so i'm just gunna post the most random pictures that caught my eye while i was lookinng through them and leave a lil caption for each.. enjoy...





I'll start with this one... This is me when i was like 4 or 5 years old as I savagely devour my cereal...

This is me now dressed up like a nerd and pretending to be ultra-omega facinated about American Goverment... you might be thinking.. why would you even take the time to take this picture.. well... Corona does a lotta things to a man... most of which are not pleasant

This is me like 15 years from now playing poker with a G-status mullet

This is me like 20 more years older than the previous picture asleep butt naked with a korean newspaper covering my private parts... you may be laughing now ladies..but just know.. if you marry a korean.. he will inevitabely look like this when he is older

And finally... this is me in my final stages of my life asleep completely naked with a soju bottle in my hand

but enough of about me.. lets see sum other pictures

This here fine gentleman is my good friend Chris Chung... when we were really little..i stole this guys dragon ball z comic book adn sold it to a vietnamese guy at my skool for 5 dollars.. and chris got mad at me and i stopped going to church until middle school

This is Chris again in a bathtub with Storm trooper hat hair

The guy getting kissed is another good friend of mine named Stephen.. Stephen is mellow and mysterious and he's the good kind of PK

This in-your-face character is Eric Shin... if you say his full name together real fast you may find yourself laughing... ahaha j/p Eric... anywayz.. Eric used to go to GSC a.k.a Grab Satan's Candy..but he now goes to my church...If i am online at anytime of the weekend.. i'm probably at this guys house

This is me and Cody when we were little.. now that I look at this picture.. I don't we look any different... Cody is the token Chinese guy at our church and we will both become ping pong elite champions someday

This is me and Chris(storm trooper hat hair guy) at chuckie cheese having a blast with F'ing Chukie himself

This is me  posing like a most glorious angel in Arizona

This was my youth group looking like a bunch of mormans

This is why I go to Arizona every year for missions

meet Cholo everyone!... calm down clam down.. that's his name..  this is the reason why I go to Mexico on missions every year

This was the most artistic and accurate way that displays my feelings about Corona

This is a random Pediatric place I found in Riverside.. I don't think I would take my kids here..there is just something not quite right with the logo

When I visited Korea over the summer.. I noticed that Korean's are the kings of imitations... to the untrained eye..this may seem like a ordinary everyday sega genesis.. but if you look closely at the logo ont he top left corner of the box..you'll see that it's actually a SEGO!...    LEGGO' MY SEGO!

GOTCHA!

...sorry... i'm gay

My "Korean Hatred" entry seemed to be a popular one in the past so i've decided to bring it back for a litte bit... I even added and changed some stuff =P enjoy

Why I Hate Being Korean...

Food:

Korean food has to be the most ghetto waste of space 3rd world country food ever.  How great could it be eating week old left overs that we call "bban chan" which are just little cut up vegetables that are more pleasant to look at than eat.  And why must everything be rice?! We eat rice every stinkin day and still insist on making everything made out of rice! Crackers made of rice, dduk made of rice, and even rice flavored candy..c'mon now.. and wats up with all the soups.. it's just flavored water with the "bban chans" thrown in them.. half the time they are too hot and/or spicy to even taste.. same goes with the noodles...WAIST OF SPACE... the only thing I dont mind is Korean meat... but even Korean meat is pretty sad.. always cut up in these tiny thin little portions so you have to keep reaching for more.. and you cant even really taste it cuz you just dip it in a gangload of oily sauce.. and when there is only one peice of meat left on the grill..NOBODY dares reaches in to get it... When there are bunch of people sitting around one lil gril with 3 mm thick 2 inch by 2 inch peices of tastless meat on it...you kno thats pretty sad... When you have to think to yourself if it would be rude to take a peice of meat because then other people would have to wait for another peice to cook... you kno thats sad... I also feel bad for those Koreans that think something is good even though it really really honestly isn't... for example, there is a drink called Buh-Di-Chah which is like korean's 2nd water and basically it's Corn Tea water that looks like pee... I think korean's drink it to to higher the standard and somehow make their food taste better... cuz when u drinkin corn tea, anything is delicious.... They say they drink it cuz it's good but when you ask them how they can like it... they just say "I like it! it's good!" in a very non convinving way and then they kinda look at their buh-di-cha with a face of a person who is thinking to themself..."who am I kidding" ... maybe they really do like it...but i'm just saying... it's not normal to like a drink that tastes like liquid oatmeal and cooler ranch dorritos...


Wannabe Gangsters:

Koreans have to have the gayest saddest wannabe gangsters ever... i mean it's already sad enough that they are wannabe..but just the way they act and look make them that much MORE gay... it's starts when they hit like 7th and 8th grade.. they start wearing pants that can fit 3 of them in one pant leg and wear belts that are long enough to measure a house so they have to wrap it around them at least a good 3 times and even then it still hangs to their feet because thats cool and all... and then they go to pc bang where they pay to use the internet and play games that they spend countless hours to master.. and then they whip out their cell phone that only their mom calls them on so they can call their mom to pick them up..and then they drive away in the passenger seat of their mom's car trying to look cool... AND THEN in high school.. you say anything to them..and they think you're beign racist and you want to fight.. which they have never done in their life so they just cuss at you for a good 30 mins while hiding behind a group of 3-20 other gay wannabe gangsters..and the most contact they make with you is bumping into you with their head down.. and if sumone gets into a fight with them..they just stall time while they secretly text message 50 people to back him up..and then the cussing and shoving begins again... I especially love the way they hang out.. You can always spot them squatting in a gay semi circle in front of a boba shop, mall, movie theatre passing around an empty ciggarette box while spitting for no reason.. and of course you gotta love the korean wannabe gangster fashion.. How sexy is skinny asian's wearing white beaters everywhere they go.. and how they go to school dressing up like they are going to a funeral.. and of course you have to cut up the back of your pants so that it covers your whole shoe or just leaves the front showing... I also like how they only wear hats at night when the sun isnt even up anymore.. pure GENIUS!


Family:

This is just too easy so i'll keep this part of my entry limited... Lets see where to start... If you have korean parents then you probably also have a BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus... now it isnt really a bad thing to own these cars but when a korean parent owns them they actually lower it's value with their horrible driving and ability to somehow make the car smell really weird... If your dad is Korean then he probably also likes to go golfing with his friends on the weekends and have a lil drinking party after... if your mom is korean.. she probably can be found many times on the couch rolled up with a blanket watching every episode of a Korean drama that was rented from a 1 dollar per video korean video place... I'm not sure why but I also noticed a lotta Korean parents are really afraid of black people and answering doors...
If you have Korean relatives then you probably have had that certain uncle or aunt or friend of dad that liked to touch you a little too much..perhaps they still do... If your parents are Korean and make you play a instrument such as piano or violin or cello... then they probably try to make you play everytime their friends are over... If your parents are Korean then you probably have never seen them kiss each other.. i'm not too sure why this is either... If your parents are Korean they would also probably rather have you take the chance of dying from a fever then missing a day of school... the list goes on and on but I think i'll cut it off here

Products:

Korean products are just pathetic and thats all there is to it... Hyundai's and Kia's are like the worst cars ever made... How sad is it if you have to give a car a 10 year 100,000 mile warranty just so people would buy it..  and wats up with all the ghetto Korean vitamins... they seriously are all a bunch of placebos..if there were really pills and stuff to make you THAT much taller and live THAT much longer.. they would probably be sold and known all over the world...All they do is smell and taste really bad.. and for sum reason Koreans think salt can heal everything... Salt is to Koreans as Duct tape is to Americans.. Salt heals toothaches...Salt stops bleedings... Salt heals cuts.. Salt clears sinus'.. Salt stops headaches?... SALT STINGS! O and lets not forget those Korean massage things... You know! Those rubber sticks with the giant ball at the end... those do not feel good to hit on your back...  In fact, if anything it just causes more pain...I think those "massage things" should stay on medieval battle fields where they belong for barbaric combat. 

Hagwons(SAT Schools)

I have actually had much of my time waisted at these places so I know how retarded they are... Hagwons are literally hell holds for asian kids that are being forced to go by their parents who think SAT's are their future..They are all just owned by greedy asian people who over charge korean parents because they know they will pay any amount for theri kids to get a high score.. All hagwons do is recite to you what is already siad in teh "Real Sat's book" and give you soo much work and soo many words to memorize so that..if you do get a bad score..then they could just blame it on you for not trying hard enough and not memorizing all the 533240927 sat vocab words... even if you do memorize all of them..you see like 3 of them on the actual SAT's... the 1st time i went to hagwon..i got a stinkin 970 on my SAT's..and when i stopped gonig nad just studied myself..my score went up like 300 points

Entertainment:

Korean entertainment is all just cheap knock off's of other things.. They actually had the nerve of trying to copy power rangers... if you are going to steal an idea of something that people already make fun of...and make it even GAYER or else you're just askinf or it.. i mean c'mon now..wat the hek is "Bio Men" .. they dont even morph..they are just in their costumes 24/7... and when a monster shoots 1 tiny laser..they all get hit and fall at the same time... dont even get me started with Korean drama's..they have to be the most predictable things in the world... some girl with giant eyes meets sum hot korean guy with puffy hair that you would NEVER see anywhere but on tv.. and they act like they are just friends and make each other mad...but they really do like each other..and there is always a scene where the girl is waiting outside in the rain crying..and the guy comes to her..and they argue..and the girl slaps the guy..and the guy drives off..but then he realizes how much he likes her so he goes back..but then as he goes to her..he sees her getting hit by a car..so he carries her to the hospital even though he had a car..and the doctor tells him she has Leukemia/Blindness/Heart transplant and he starts crying like a girl..etc etc... SO GAY!..and then the soudntrack of that movie comes out..and the cover of the cd case is the guy walking through sum snowy forest by himself wearing a big coat..and on they have the same song on like 4 differnt tracks...1 with no singing..1 with singing..2 with differnt instruments... Then there are those tv shows that you rent at the local korean video store.. there are those korean game shows where it's just a whole bunch of korean celebrities competing for attention... then there are those "amazing people and animals" shows where they exploit old people, poor people, fat kids, and dogs with 3 legs like they are the only ones on the whole planet... all the show does is make the person watching be like "aww how sad" even though they forget about them right when they pop in the next video


Households:

I guess there are sadder households then the average Korean's but since i'm on the topic of Korean's..it's only fair game.  Lets start when you first walk in... Right when you open the door...you'll notice that... you are also pushing a gang of shoes to the side because they were all lined up in front of the door..which is then put back in place to be slid again the next tiem the door is opened... then as you take off your shoes you'll realize that there is a FUNKY smell in the house with could be a variety of things such as Dried squid, Kimchi, Curry, Old people and God knows what else... now we're in the living room where the furniture does not match the rest of the house and is more spealing to look at then actually sit/lay on... as you enter the living room you may also notice that the funky smell has gotten a lil stronger... this probably means the kitchen is nearby... now for all you non koreans who arn't already used to it... do not open a Korean fridge without holding ur breath and staying 2 feet back because if you take a whiff as you open the fridge... you will smell the worst thing you have ever smelled in your entire life... this smell will smell like a combo of new car, produce section of super markets, and burp... this smell is also known as Kimchi... so open with caution... but if you are looking for food... you wouldnt be coming to a korean house in the first place... in the fridge all you will find is old bban chan's, lot of small bottled expired stuff, a gang of kimchi, kimchi tasting water, and just a whole lot of stuff that you would see people eating on fear factor... if you're lookin for a snack...dont bother lookin in the pantry cuz all u'll find is shitake mushrooms, rice, maybe sum expired peanuts, old old cans of soup, Raid, etc. Now lets look inside a typical Korean closet or cabinet... you will probably find freakishly large blankets that have the ugliest designs on them... You kno what i'm talking about!  They are big enough to use as a family parachute, they feel like they're made of shaggy dog furr, and they weigh like a bajillion pounds... I wouldnt try it, but I think they are thick enough to stop a bullet.. but yah..these things are heavy.. if you ever have to struggle and are out of breath trying trying to pick up a blanket.. you kno there's a problem already
 

Pride:

Now I know every race has their pride but Korean pride is really honestly very sad... I don't even have to say much more then I already have to make it obvious that there is nothing Korean related that any person should be prideful about but!!... this is one of my favorite topics to laugh about so the bagging on...must go on... First are the soccer fans... KOREAN SOCCER TEAM SUCKS! only ONCE in their history have they got somewhat far but even then they didn't win.. if you don't win 1st ...then it's just the order of loser that you are... Korean's get like 3rd or 4th place in soccer and the whole country prances around in red dragon t-shirts clapping their hands.. if anything, you are just making the korean soccer team feel worse.. and for you American born Koreans... how can you have so much korean pride when most of you probably have only been to Korea like 2-4 times in your life and most of those times was when you were little and just went to Lotte world or Seoul land and went shopping... what are you taking pride in? Korean's just bite off American's so all you are really takign pride in is knock off American stuff... and you kno it's true because without American, Korea would be nothing and probably turn into one giant North Korea... Korean's dont even have a type of clothing to call their own.. white people have like hollister, skater clothes, trucker hats... black people have like roca wear, puma, jersey's... Mexican's got white beaters, fila's, plaid jackets..... and what do Korean's have?  We got gaint visor's, "massage sandals," and hankook tires... Korean fashion is just a mix of other fashion's and for you wannabe gangsters again.. wearing baggy cut at the bottom pants with dress shirt is not Korean pride.. that's Anchor Blue pride...

haha yes Ii am a Korean hater but I guess I can at least say that I dont hate being Korean as much as living in Corona... and plus you must admit... more then half these things are true

Feel free to leave ur comments I always love seeing how people try to defend Koreans